Birdwatcher With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Take your time."

I think our son needs more exercise and less worms...

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

Spiro & Pusho use umbrellas to protect themselves from bird poop.

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'What flock of birds, Henry'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Pass that."

I think it's time he left home.'

Cyclist Flamingoes

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

New York Scatological Society

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Chickenspox

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

A couple of birds out on the town.

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."