Birdwatcher Chuckles Gifts

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"He's a bird-dog."

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Artist Hazards

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

'Why can't I ever lead?'

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms wings...!'

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

CEO and COO.

Self examination.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'