Bird Watcher With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

The Roadrunner

'Dang! We make a couple of stupid errors, and here come the boo birds.'

Flying bird says: 'What's the point of migrating? We're never going to escape the credit crunch.'

The unicyclist's fatal accident was caused by a bird strike.

Cat Trick Birds

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Pass that."

I think it's time he left home.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

New York Scatological Society

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Cyclist Flamingoes

"Great tights!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Chickenspox

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

A couple of birds out on the town.

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."