Birdwatchers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Cyclist Flamingoes

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"You fly into a window, too?"

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

A couple of birds out on the town.

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

Artist Hazards

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

'Why can't I ever lead?'

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

CEO and COO.

Self examination.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'