Birdwatchers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Cyclist Flamingoes

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"You fly into a window, too?"

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Artist Hazards

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

'Why can't I ever lead?'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

CEO and COO.

Self examination.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'