Birdwatchers With A Twist Gifts

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

"Wait a minute! This is the statue of a colonial army general and as politically correct BOC's we can't nest on something like that!"

Children's Parties

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Pass that."

Paralegal eagle.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"The groceries are in the car."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Chickenspox

Flight: Select your spot.

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'