Birdwatchers In Disguise Gifts

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

Children's Parties

Life is for the birds.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Pass that."

Paralegal eagle.

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Great tights!"

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Flight: Select your spot.

"The groceries are in the car."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

Chickenspox

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Hey, you're growing fast alright: Your beak capacity has reached three litres!'

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."