Quirky Birdwatchers Gifts

"Wow! This is the legendary giant desert vulture! Don't let it go, Gary! Don't let it go!!"

Children's Parties

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Vegetarian Birds

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Pass that."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Paralegal eagle.

"Great tights!"

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Flight: Select your spot.

"The groceries are in the car."

Chickenspox

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull