Quirky Birdwatchers Pillows

"Wow! This is the legendary giant desert vulture! Don't let it go, Gary! Don't let it go!!"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Pass that."

"Great tights!"

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Paralegal eagle.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"The groceries are in the car."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

"You fly into a window, too?"

Chickenspox

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"