Birdwatchers With A Twist Pillows

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

"Wait a minute! This is the statue of a colonial army general and as politically correct BOC's we can't nest on something like that!"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Pass that."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Great tights!"

Paralegal eagle.

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"The groceries are in the car."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Chickenspox

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"