Bird Enthusiasts With A Twist Pillows

Polly txt speak

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Canada Goose Jackets

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Spring Training

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."