Bird Enthusiasts Pillows

Cat gives bird Valentine's Card.

Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.

Customer:'What's new?' Assistant: 'We've just received a shipment of Columbian parrots!' Parrot: 'Polly wants some crack!'

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'

Birds Skating on Frozen Bird Bath

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

"We need to line the bird cage. Bring me the holiday newsletters."

Why the chicken crossed the road.

'It's just not fair: As soon as I start making new friends, we have to migrate again...'

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Yes, I was his trainer ... and yes, I do birthday parties.'

"So you are responsible for the biggest data piracy in our companys' history - Linda, my own secretary! Step away from the PC, you thieving magpie!"

"Who here likes impressions?"

"Empty? How can you call this 'empty'? What's empty about it?"

"You calm down."

"Of course you're a flight risk! We're all flight risks!"

"How dare you! I actually identify as a pretty girl!"

"My mom's vomit. How 'bout you?"

"Non-conformists!"

Avian Grammar. Left Tern. Right Tern. Tern for the Worse.

"Repeating yourself is a sign of old age."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

Bar. Go tell her you like long walks on the beach. She's a sandpiper.

'So, Mrs Cuckoo, why would I grant you Maternity Leave when we all know you don't raise your own children?'

No, that's not necessary. In the event of a water landing, we are flotation devices.

"Derek wants to migrate to Corfu but I quite fancy Ibiza"

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

I think we waited too long to tell him he's adopted.

'Whatever Dad: I don't give a hoot!'