Bird Lovers Pillows

Take Your Pills!

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Yes Dear, Yes Dear, Yes Dear"

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"Whose celver idea was it to fly over that damned paintballing centre?"

"You're in the wrong place, pal! This is a crow bar!"

Early emails

"Birthday gifts are so difficult unless you know someone's tastes..."

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

"I won't consider the nest empty until they're off our phone plan."

Garden Centre - Weapons of Moss Destruction.

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Mary got more work done when she replaced her phone receptionist with a parrot who asked callers if they minded being put on ignore.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

'Want to buzz the airport?'

Family of Birds.

'Coo-coo.'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

Birds Ice Skating.

"I said you should have stuck with a parrot"

"Well, it's nothing to people about."

"We appealed to pirates for a while, but we need to find another group to hang out with: what about accountants?"

"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."

Bill Of Sale

"This little bird seemed so lonely, so I decided to abduct him a mate!'

"Total waste of money if you ask me."

"Polly wants a Château Cheval Blanc."

Golfer and the Eagle

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Empathy

"What do you mean you're afraid of the dark?"

California