Bird Lover Pillows

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

'No, I said 'paralegals'.'

"You ever have flying dreams?"

"Well, I was hoping this might scare the other squirrels away from the bird feeders...but they seem to have made me their king!"

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

"Every generation rebels, dear."

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Gee, it's great to be back! I can't wait to go downtown and find a clean car!'

'Does your bird talk?'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'You call that an egg? I'll show you an egg!'

'You're right - we don't belong here.'

'you've been circling three days, and your prey won't die - what's your position, ethically speaking?'

'He's got nothing left kid, this is your round.'

"Unbelievable! It looks like they've both been killed by the same stone?"

Birds form formation of 'up-yours' V-sign to man trying to shoot them.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

'Darling, we're not going to resolve this issue that way: Talk to me!'

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

'You guys are real friends!'

Thanksgiving Dinners: (Turkey/Ham/Corned Beef/Children Under 5) 'They're eating their own now!'

'Gentlemen, our first order of business is to find out where the peanuts are kept.'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

Elder Assist Bird.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Does anything die and become dessert?"

Biker Chicks.

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

'I hear he's a software pirate.'

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Just a little seasoning...

"Give us this day our daily bread..."