Bird Lover Mugs

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

'No, I said 'paralegals'.'

"You ever have flying dreams?"

"Well, I was hoping this might scare the other squirrels away from the bird feeders...but they seem to have made me their king!"

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

"Every generation rebels, dear."

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Gee, it's great to be back! I can't wait to go downtown and find a clean car!'

'Does your bird talk?'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'You call that an egg? I'll show you an egg!'

'You're right - we don't belong here.'

'you've been circling three days, and your prey won't die - what's your position, ethically speaking?'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

Birds form formation of 'up-yours' V-sign to man trying to shoot them.

"Unbelievable! It looks like they've both been killed by the same stone?"

'He's got nothing left kid, this is your round.'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Darling, we're not going to resolve this issue that way: Talk to me!'

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

'You guys are real friends!'

'Gentlemen, our first order of business is to find out where the peanuts are kept.'

"Does anything die and become dessert?"

Biker Chicks.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Elder Assist Bird.

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'I hear he's a software pirate.'

"I've got a really uneasy feeling about this voyage. Ever since the Cap'n got his new parrot actually."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Can I pick your brains?'

Tree to a woodpecker: 'Now lower - and to the left.'