Birds Enthusiast Mugs

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"That's not how I sat on you."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Knight feeding his kids.

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Spring Training

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."