Birdwatching Lover Mugs

"I thought there were three eggs."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Polluted geese

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Knight feeding his kids.

The Worm Charmer

'You know too much!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne