Bird-watching Enthusiast Mugs

'Look, George, a bird building it's nest.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Do me next."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Cat in a tank...

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"