Bird-watching Enthusiast T-Shirts

This lake's boring. Yeah. My nana's idea of action is bird-watching. My idea's a little different. Mmm

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

'Look, George, a bird building it's nest.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Life is for the birds.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Do me next."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

Polluted geese

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Cat in a tank...

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."