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'Some day, son, all of these will be yours.'

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Herb and Fran go human watching.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Children's Parties

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Life is for the birds.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'You know too much!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."