Birdwatching Lover Gifts

"I thought there were three eggs."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'You know too much!'

Knight feeding his kids.

The Worm Charmer

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."