Birdwatching Enthusiast Gifts

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'My error, sir. On the phone I thought you said 'venture' capitalist.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

A Bird answering a questionnaire "Common or garden?"

A migrating bird's worst nightmare.

'Vultures are renowned for their use of thermals.'

Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.

He'd call...

"That's not how I sat on you."

"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."

"It just so happens that it's time to fly south."

Wiffle Tree Condos.

"All in all, I'd rather be in Florida."

'I suggest we wait at the pub until this bird realizes that it's hatching your golf ball.'

'We missed our migration.'

"I want you to have my eggs."

'Do we sell 'trinoculars?''

'That's the Government for you every time.'

"Migrating 8500 miles every year is great for my cardiovascular fitness!"

See Gull.

Pole Vault.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'I'm not a new species. It's a perm.'

'We always migrate to the same place: Why do you need to buy souvenirs every year?'

'If you can hear a worm in the ground, you can hear me asking you to clean the garage.'

'If you caught that in a wheat field, how do we know it's gluten-free?'

"Hi - I'm the bluebird of color-blindness."

"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."

"What I don't get is why once we fly south we don't just stay there."

"I love being on the mommy track."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Goddam Dogs."

"I'm confused. Is this a late lunch or is it early dinner?"

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"