Birdwatching Enthusiast Pillows

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'My error, sir. On the phone I thought you said 'venture' capitalist.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

A Bird answering a questionnaire "Common or garden?"

A migrating bird's worst nightmare.

Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.

"Already? What about my early childhood, pre-teen years, teenage years, college years, young adulthoo..."

'Vultures are renowned for their use of thermals.'

'Do we sell 'trinoculars?''

'If you can hear a worm in the ground, you can hear me asking you to clean the garage.'

See Gull.

'I suggest we wait at the pub until this bird realizes that it's hatching your golf ball.'

"I want you to have my eggs."

"Migrating 8500 miles every year is great for my cardiovascular fitness!"

'We always migrate to the same place: Why do you need to buy souvenirs every year?'

Pole Vault.

Wiffle Tree Condos.

'We missed our migration.'

"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."

He'd call...

'I'm not a new species. It's a perm.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'That's the Government for you every time.'

'If you caught that in a wheat field, how do we know it's gluten-free?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

"All in all, I'd rather be in Florida."

"It just so happens that it's time to fly south."

"I just got in from L.A. And are my legs tired!"

"Fruit of the Loon"

"For the last time, Bob, no, I'm not getting any new birds soon."

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

"It doesn't work on geese."

Eat Pork

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Relax kid, it's a bird-eat-bug world out there."