Birdwatching Aficionado Pillows

'Hey that's my song. That's copyright infringement.'

"It`s the special branch."

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

'Let Go of My Seven Wood!'

Geese's Thoughts.

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

'Bird menu.'

"That's what I said. Whoo is on first!"

"I'm a canard, not a duck."

Clark's Nutcracker

Football Formation

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Just think if we had to do all that every time we pooped."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

"That explains your percentage of bat DNA."

"Happy Mother's Day – I'm hungry."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Life is for the birds.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"That's not how I sat on you."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...