Love Birdwatching Gifts

'No, I'm not married: For some reason, a human has put this ring on me...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Do me next."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's not how I sat on you."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Cat in a tank...

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Polluted geese

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'