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'No, I'm not married: For some reason, a human has put this ring on me...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Children's Parties

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Life is for the birds.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Do me next."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's not how I sat on you."

Intelligent people laugh too!

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Cat in a tank...

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"