Bird Admirers Pillows

Old lady in wheelchair commenting on pet cochin fowl dressed in human clothes

'I knew he was a big man amoung his people but I had no idea he earned that many feathers.'

Ostrich.

The Ship's Parrot learns how to order dinner

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.

'You don't have shoulder tendonitis. The bird has just been perched there too long.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Life is for the birds.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Spring Training

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'