Birdwatching Enthusiasts Pillows

'We're asking for an invasion of privacy class-action suit against birdwatchers.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Birdhouse has satellite dish on its roof.

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Now, we wait."

"They come back to the same spot every year to mate!"

Life is for the birds.

'Hey, you're growing fast alright: Your beak capacity has reached three litres!'

Seagull humour.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Children's Parties

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Do me next."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's not how I sat on you."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Polluted geese