Birdwatching Hobbyists Pillows

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Life is for the birds.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Do me next."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

Polluted geese

Cat in a tank...

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."