Bird Admirer Pillows

'Don't interrupt - he's downloading another song.'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Bird landing on a tightrope walker's balancing pole.

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Great melody!...I don't know how you do it!"

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?: "Did YOU hear it?"

'I have a sore-neck you see: I can't turn my head more than 170 degrees at the moment...'

"Oh, sure, … I can talk the talk but you get to walk the walk."

"Hypoglycemia? Well, maybe. But like that pain in your shoulder, it could be a lot of things."

"Hey, I was watching that!"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

You too can juggle.

'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'

'I've spent hours getting ready and it turns out they're PLANE spotters!'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"He's always got to be doing his own thing."

Peace on Earth.

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

'No, thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'Flamingos'

'Looks like Helen had some work done.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"You mean, you've never heard of parrot gliding?"

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

Pigeons collect at door of COO

"We gotta find out who's responsible for all these leaks!"

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"Great set of pipes!"

"Those aren't buzzards, are they?"

"You need a chicken-liver transplant."