Big Bird Admirer Pillows

Quiet Grog or we will never sneak up on that huge bird.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Canada Goose Jackets

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Spring Training

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."