Big Bird Admirer Gifts

Quiet Grog or we will never sneak up on that huge bird.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'You know too much!'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'I admire your floatibility.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Spring Training

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Canada Goose Jackets

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'