Birdhouse Admirer Gifts

"If your ball is unplayable, a dropped ball is permitted."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Fishing for Birds

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Love knows no boundaries.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Love birds playing a guitar.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"It's time to wake up!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

Ditto

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Peacock on skateboard

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Brava

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Great set of pipes!"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?: "Did YOU hear it?"

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'