Birdhouse Hobbyist Gifts

Bird house on fire

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

'Now what?'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Woodpecker House

Estate Agents.

"We've only got one parrot remember."

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Birdhouse Apartments

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Birdhouse Garage

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."