Birdhouse Collector Gifts

'For rent'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Estate Agents.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Woodpecker House

Computer birdhouse.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Lady feeding birds from her car.

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

Birdhouse Apartments