Birdhouse Collector Gifts

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

'For rent'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Fishing for Birds

'Now what?'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Estate Agents.

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Woodpecker House

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'