Birdie Collector Gifts

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Grace For Flies

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Sorry'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Chicken Coupe.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'Your backswing's too slow!'

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

Tough Butterfly

Estate Agents.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

Rory McIlroy

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

'But they get attached to me!'

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

No caption (A frog dips a tea bag full of flies into a cup).

Bates Motel Birdhouse

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

"Here's one. Swatter or flypaper?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

When butterflies attack!

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

Addressing The Ball