Birdie Collector Prints

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Grace For Flies

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Chicken Coupe.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'Your backswing's too slow!'

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Estate Agents.

Tough Butterfly

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'But they get attached to me!'

Bates Motel Birdhouse

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

Addressing The Ball

When butterflies attack!

"Here's one. Swatter or flypaper?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

'Now for something in your price range!'. (real estate agent showing birdhouse to couple).