Birdie Seeker Prints

It's only a game, It's only a game...

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Bravo Madame, belle pute!'

Lee Westwood

'Oh belle pute!'

Cheating at golf.

J.D. Vanderhoot and His Trusty 'Big Bertha'.

Rory McIlroy

"Well that's the first time I've ever seen a divot in one."

Fore he's a jolly good fellow

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Bird Torture.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Two vegans, please."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Beaver tower

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Birds Following Witch.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?