Birdie Believer Prints

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Busking during a pandemic

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your backswing's too slow!'

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

Trumpet and birds

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Honey, I'm home!'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"It's for global cooling."

Cheese Plaiters.

"But is it Organic?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'And over the next few days, I fully intend to show you how this butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon is, in fact, responsible for the murder of Mr. Huard.'

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

Addressing The Ball

Missing: Easter Eggs

"Chicken coop coup master mind captured! Thousands of eggs recovered."

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'