Birdie Believer Prints

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Busking during a pandemic

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

Trumpet and birds

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Your backswing's too slow!'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'Honey, I'm home!'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Cheese Plaiters.

It's much easier on my knees.

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

"It's for global cooling."

"But is it Organic?"

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Rory McIlroy

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'And over the next few days, I fully intend to show you how this butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon is, in fact, responsible for the murder of Mr. Huard.'

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

"Chicken coop coup master mind captured! Thousands of eggs recovered."

Easter Bunny HQ. We'll need to add more staff this year --- They also want us to hide their nest eggs.

Addressing The Ball

Easter Bunny Nursery

We have mandatory retirement at my house, too. They make me go to bed by eight-thirty.

Missing: Easter Eggs

So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'