Birdie Buddy Prints

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'

"Do me next."

"Is it that bad?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The Worm Charmer

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Bike Rides

Bird Torture.

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he's lonely.'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Another Martoonie?"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'You reek of crackers.'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

The Sensitive Dude.

"Will you call me?"

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.