Birdie Buddy Gifts

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'

"Do me next."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The Worm Charmer

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Bird Torture.

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Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Bike Rides

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he's lonely.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Another Martoonie?"

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'You reek of crackers.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

The Sensitive Dude.

"Will you call me?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."