Brainy Buddy Gifts

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Einstein.

Annual Amnesia Convention

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"Is it that bad?"

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"There she is...Melinda Alvarez...the smartest girl in the third grade."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Nervous Student

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

'You're in denial.'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'