Brainy Humor Lover Gifts

Sniffing drugs

Apple Pie Abduction

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

A Brain Drain

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Does my brain look big in this?"

Flytrap nerd.

Social median

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"He's a Baumaus student."

Jean-Paul Sartre.

Full Frontal Lobe Nudity

"The voice pattern is similar to Dad's."

"See, Mom? I'm not such a know-it-all."

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

'I think his I.Q. is lower than his shoe size!'

'HA! I don't have TIME prior to talk words I've already had on think to... speaking.'

H.M.Customs 'Nothing to declare' 'Articles to declare' 'Genius to declare'

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

"Sorry I'm late, I had to retrieve your health records."

Ego is memory times consciousness over and over again.

'Think fast!'

"Hi you're on my brain"

Although supportive of the feminist cause,Jacques hated being distracted by pretty faces when studying the young Marx."

Brain in Mask

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

Devil to computer salesman: 'Does it come with firewire'