Brainy Humor Buff Gifts

Full Frontal Lobe Nudity

Albert Einstein

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Cheeze Wiz.

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Wedding disaster #27.

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Beware of God"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."