Intellectual Humor Aficionado Gifts

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.

Albert Einstein

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Scarcity

Archimedes statue with a lever

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

Schrödinger and his cat

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

The Thinker. The Listener

Crime in bookshop

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Men Working Things Out

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

James Joyce.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Auguste Comte

'Heidegger-Hi!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'