Intellectual Humor Admirer Gifts

Two men compete over who is least recognised

Albert Einstein

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Intelligent people laugh too!

Scarcity

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Schrödinger and his cat

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

James Joyce.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"I love this time of year."

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

Auguste Comte

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"I really enjoyed my job. Management found about it and fired me."

Clever pitbulls.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Vladimir Nabokov

Raymond Queneau

Revenge of the Latchkey Kids

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.