Intellectual Humor Admirer Pillows

Two men compete over who is least recognised

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Scarcity

Archimedes statue with a lever

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Schrödinger and his cat

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

James Joyce.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"I love this time of year."

Auguste Comte

'Heidegger-Hi!'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.

Vladimir Nabokov

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Clever pitbulls.

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'