Intellectual Humor Aficionado Pillows

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Intelligent people laugh too!

Scarcity

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Schrödinger and his cat

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Crime in bookshop

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Men Working Things Out

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

James Joyce.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Auguste Comte

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'Heidegger-Hi!'