Satirical Humor Buff Gifts

'I'm your stand in, your Gideon Bible has been stolen'

What's wrong with kids nowadays?

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

'I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges.'

Further commercialization of the Olympics - I didn't know Brooks Brothers was a sponsor!

One - size fits all, IF you're not a damn fuss budget!'

Gigolo Diary

The Biblical Zoo

Watery Grave

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cat Nip.

Backfire

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'He does lack social skills.'

Cheeze Wiz.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

The Golfing Accident

"I have no thumbs."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Trappist Monk Discord

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Cat Hecklers

"Beware of the frog"

'What does it say, Dad?'