Satirical Humor Buff T-Shirts

'I'm your stand in, your Gideon Bible has been stolen'

What's wrong with kids nowadays?

'I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges.'

One - size fits all, IF you're not a damn fuss budget!'

Gigolo Diary

The Biblical Zoo

Watery Grave

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Cat Nip.

Backfire

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

The Golfing Accident

"I have no thumbs."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Trappist Monk Discord

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Cat Hecklers

"Beware of the frog"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'