Media Satire Buff Gifts

From left to right: Mummy Bear, Baby Bear, and Paparazzi Bear.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I have no thumbs."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

Nice park. . .

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"It's our best trending merch."

"Actually, we will replace you."

"Let's touch base again at three."

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'

Mannequin protest

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

Gigolo Diary

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

CEO, CFO, MOO.

Lose the Iraq War.