Media Satire Buff Gifts

From left to right: Mummy Bear, Baby Bear, and Paparazzi Bear.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I have no thumbs."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Pope tarts.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Nice park. . .

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

"It's our best trending merch."

"Actually, we will replace you."

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"Let's touch base again at three."

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

Gigolo Diary

Mannequin protest

Awkward

'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'

Lose the Iraq War.

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

CEO, CFO, MOO.